Wenderz's Self Portrait
I call this...The Point at Which I Start Showing my Age. Notice the fake smile bringing out the wrinkles! I blame it entirely on healthy living and having children.
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Summer is Fast Approaching
Summer is fast approaching, and my sweet little family is getting ready to take our own approach to the scorching Texas summer days:
Mags
Mags is totally ready for summer! No rest for the foot loose and fancy free type. His plans include licking as many things as possible and win the bucket of drool bikini contest. He is not sure what a bikini is, but is positive he can handle the bucket of drool part.
PCH
PCH on the other hand, looks like he is already practicing his "I'm bored" Expression. He will be hanging out at the neighborhood pool trying to look as windswept and interesting as possible.
Tasha
Tasha Dawg is making empty promises of not barking excessively at sprinklers. BTW, she is totally lying when she claims she wont try to kill the aforementioned sprinklers as well. This one is not to be trusted around your sprinkley things. Take heed!
JMJ and BFS
Jude is pretty much doing exactly what he plans on doing the rest of the summer. He may even give Mags a run for his money in the bucket o' drool contest. A far as BFS's plans for summer goes I think as long as the word "cold one" and "Grill some steaks" are involved he is totally on board.
As for me:
As long as it can be done in flipflops I am all about that!
Happy Summering everyone. What is your favorite summer activity?
Don't Mess With Me
"Don't mess with me Rubber Ducky! You have no idea who you are messing with."
~El No-Nappo
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Things are Happonin' yo!
These are exciting times for my sweet little family. I know it has been a while since we've had a family update but I promise one soon. The boys are growing like weeds on miracle grow, and I still don't have a chicken named goose. But life is good. There are many exciting things going on and oh how I wish it wasn't 2am already; otherwise, I would share everything in great detail. But for the time-being, I will feed Milkface and be off to bed.
Perchance to dream and blog again tomorrow.
Sweet dreams,
Wenders
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Feeling Blue
@ the Zoo. Although it is a lovely day. The animals seem sad.
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Don't be Koi
We are having a lovely day at the Ft. Worth Zoo.
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I can't take the pressure!
Message from Baby JMJ: I can't take the "onsie media pressure" any more. Always having to be a slave to the comfy fitting, easy acess outfits. What if I don't want to be a future rocket scientist or Mommy's little angel? I can't smile ALL the time!
That is all.
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SPIDER!!
There is a nest of black widows on my porch! The picture is blury, sorry, but I wasn't about to stand there and focus. The big white eggsack had been removed by my big strong man. But there are more. I know it. Please send the army! How do I get rid of them?!
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